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so they made wtach the (latest) Mario movie, which I didn't want to.

I'll say that the worst part about it is just how generic, bland, and mediocre it is. it seems whoever made this has no idea what the appeal of Mario is. there is barely a story, they just vomit fanservice on the screen nonstop, moving from frantic set piece to frantic set piece of vaguely Mario-world inspired areas, with no regards whatsoever to whether anything of what is happening makes sense.

even the fanservice is all wrong, it all goes by so fast that you have no time to see it

I heard it sucked but it was even more disappointing than I expected.
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the only part I liked was the kooky Luma in the dungeon cage. because there, they were having fun and actually doing something with it, instead of simply reproducing franchise iconography with somewhat better graphics. you can tell they knew it was the single good, memorable, actually fun idea they had, since they used her for the post-credit thing as well.

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